Trojan Horses...

I know I haven't posted in a bit, but I have a good excuse. I've been working hard fighting a Trojan horse at work. (And not the kind that looks like Brad Pitt, though I thought I'd add his picture to this post to be something pretty to look at...) No, the type of Trojan at work is of the virus variety. A nasty, mean, replicating, downloading, douchebag of a virus. I'll be the first to admit that I am technologically stunted. I just learned how to text last year and I still don't know the difference between various 'operating systems'. It took me a week, but I think the virus is defeated. I won't know for sure until tomorrow, so keep your fingers crossed.
In other news...
HUF just called me to let me know that she walked off her job. Yup. She just walked. They accused her of showing up to work drunk, which she wasn't. In fact, I could tell when she called me that she wasn't drunk. I'm not sure of the details, but some drama ensued and she just drove away. She worked there for four years. I'm sure I'll receive more details in the days to come.
H's birthday was last Saturday. We went to dinner at MIL and FIL's house. I am pleased to report that MIL didn't mention the whole 'when will you have babies' thing until we were packing up to leave. We made a hasty retreat and spent a quiet night at home playing Guitar Hero 4. Awesome!
Last week I took TOT and HF to the adult store to buy...um...independent pleasure aids? You know what I mean. Neither of them had ever been there, which I think is a little tragic. I mean, if you don't know how to do it yourself, how can you expect someone else to do it right?
Tomorrow Toby has a vet appointment to check some bumps we found on his chest. I'm not worried, but better safe than sorry right? Friday is a party with my nerdy friends and Saturday I plan to see Twilight. Woot!